Good Will Toward Men

Things you have never heard me say here on Blogs Are Stupid.

"Blogging is great, but what I really love to do is GAMBLE."

"I would really like it if I could increase my ejaculatory distance."

"I sure wish I knew where to find cheap illicit drugs from a questionable source."

"If only someone would contact me with a bogus inheritance scheme."

"It's just so frustrating trying to find likemined singles in my area!"

"Life would be so much easier if I had a counterfeit college degree."

"I just can't satisfy my partner with such a small penis."

"Forget love, I just want to meet a millionaire."

And yet, I receive daily offers for all those things. AND, I am routinely solicited to put ads for such on my blog. Does that make any kind of sense to you?

Maybe I'm monumentally stupid or perhaps just naieve, but I fail to see how email scams like this make any money. I don't know why junk email is even allowed to exist. I don't know how people can be so mercenary and dishonest and greedy. I don't understand how even the most simpleminded person falls for these things.

You know what I want for Christmas? And end to spam, scams, schemes and dishonesty.

Whaddya say fraudsters?

How about giving the world a gift?

All I want for Christmas is an empty mail box. An empty mail box.....