Migraine
no anecdote, no repartee.
Throbbing misery
dulls my poor senses.
I struggle with syntax,
grammar and tenses.
My head is throbbing,
my vision is blurred.
My stomach is heaving,
my speech is slurred.
The children worry
with Mom such a mess.
In vain they try to
ease my distress.
They ply me with aspirin
and try to be quiet.
A failure of course,
but I'm touched that they try it.
It seems somewhat shameful
since I'm not all but dead,
But my pillow it beckons,
and I must make for bed.
Husband comes home,
What the hell happened here?
Mom's got a Migraine,
it all becomes clear.
He says not a word,
but gets right to work.
He tackles the mess
taking care not to shirk.
He brings me caffeine,
ice and some kisses,
I raise my head weakly
Did you do the dishes?
Husband is home,
and now all is well,
except for my head
which still hurts like hell.
But I am off duty,
good drugs not remiss.
So I pop one with relish,
and wait for the bliss.
Be gone evil migraine,
I'll banish you yet.
And pray to never
another one get.
There's little hope,
but I harbor it still.
Maybe one day,
no need for a pill.
Sorry for the lame-o post. I really do have a migraine. This is the best I can do today.
11 Comments:
At 1:35 PM, Chicky Chicky Baby said…
I tip my hat to you for being able to even type with a migraine. When I get them I can't even open my eyes.
Feel better!
At 3:06 PM, Blog Antagonist said…
Me too, usually. Today is day two, (hence, no post yesterday) and today it's marginally better. I still can't muster up even a tiny shred of creativity though. Thanks for the well wishes!
At 4:19 PM, Sandra said…
Wow. You can post a poem with a Migraine!!?? I liked you before, but I feel like I should bow or something now :)
I hope you feel better soon!
At 4:31 PM, Blog Antagonist said…
Don't be impressed! It's very, very bad poetry. Just a step above Dr. Suess. Or not even. His rhyming is superior and his meter much better, I think.
At 5:27 PM, My float said…
Yeah, I'm with the others. A hint of a migraine and I'm in bed groaning and generally useless.
At 8:24 PM, Anonymous said…
You wrote that while sick?!
I'm never posting anything ever again.
(Your husband gets 10 points from me. How sweet!)
(I almost forgot: Hope you feel better.)
At 11:13 PM, Jess Riley said…
I hope you feel better very soon; but even with a migraine, you are pretty damn talented.
At 11:28 PM, Anonymous said…
I've never had a migraine but it is my understanding that they suck in the worst imaginable way. I hope you're better ASAP :)
At 1:41 PM, Antique Mommy said…
I think it's quite good. And clever too. More please.
At 11:27 PM, Unknown said…
Ah yes. The migraine. I know it well although not in the uber-crippling forms some people experience. Worse and I get older, though. I had one today that I "got" while I was at the grocery store. I chugged the last Frovatryptan I had, took 3 ibuprofens, downed a cup of coffee and tried to whip through the store as quickly as possible. At this point, the only major mistake I can discern is that I bought whole bean instead of ground coffee. Sigh... The combination of resignation and desolation that comes with each one. 'Till next time, I will attempt to seize the day.
I hope your migraine hangover doesn't last too long.
P.S. Here via Lucinda's Perfect Post.
At 7:00 PM, Blog Antagonist said…
Thanks to everyone for your well wishes! The migraine is gone, thank whomever. I'm glad you enjoyed the poem. Dr. Suess would be proud, eh?
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