Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmmm......

Many of my readers know that one of my pet issues is separation of church and state.

I firmly believe in keeping religion out of the schools. I am quite rabid about it, actually.

Paradoxically, I do not mind my child saying the pledge of allegiance. I don't find the phrase "One Nation Under God" offensive because I haven't quite made the paradigm shift from agnosticism to atheism, and I believe that "One Nation under God" can mean God in any of his many manifestations.

I suppose God himself does not offend me; only those who insist that their own beliefs are unassailable.

Not long ago, some whack job (coughkathycoxcough) decided to take up the cause to eliminate all references to evolution in textbooks here in Georiga in favor of intelligent design. Yes, she is still in office. That should tell you something about the mindset of voters here in Georgia.

Anyway, I think about evolution and creationism and intelligent design a lot.

Recently, a post by my friend Nina got me to thinking about vaginas and that led to some more woolgathering about intelligent design.

How does one make the leap from vaginas to intelligent design? you might ask.

Well, that is a staggeringly legitimate question.

What I was wondering was this:

For all you proponents of intelligent design...

How do you explain the fact that the clitoris is on the outside?

Hmmmmm?

Stupendously unintelligent design, folks.

And the g-spot? Nice afterthought, but in a once again flagrant display of profoundly lacking insight, the male member was not designed in such a way as to actually reach it. Easily.

You know why women put perfume behind the knees? So they don't have to smell their own knee sweat when they are...erm...facilitating the reaching of the g-spot.

Yeah. I'm sticking with evolution.

Nature screws up. That's believable. Omnipotent being not foreseeing a problem with that whole arrangement? Not so much.