Not Feeling the Love

Today its seems that bloggers everywhere are high on the effluvium of a billion slaughtered roses, whose reeking beribboned corpses are being shamelessly hawked to clueless and desperate husbands, boyfriends and partners accross the world.

Yes, love and materialism are in the air and scores of women can scarcely contain their glee at the prospect of being shamelessly and perhaps a little fearfully plied with overpriced candy, gaudy crimson hued jewelry, and clumsy endearments.

Valentines Day is nothing more than a Capitalist media-driven feeding frenzy, designed to exploit our emotional insecurities and ensure a lifetime of enslavement to an imaginary ideal...true love and perfect romance. I hereby refuse to pander to this commercial blackmail, and will cease to acknowledge Valentines Day from this day forward.

Okay. So I forgot. Yes, me. The woman.

Bloggers, do not concern yourselves with repenting. I'll take it from here.